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Because you know i'm all about that bass,

`bout that bass, `bout that bass, no tuna

I'm all about that bass, about that bass, * wag finger to beat* no tuna

i'm all about bass. *fade* bass bass bass bass

yeah, it`s pretty clear, I ain't no fishermen

but I can catch it, catch it like i'm supposed to do

`cause I got that bass bait that all the fish chase

all the right hooks in all the right places

Ive seen those mer-maids killin all those mens

we know that shit aint real

come on now make it stop.

so if you got that real fish come on just raise is up

`cause every inch of bass is perfect from the tail up to its eyes

yeah, my momma she told me don`t worry about its size

she says boys like a real fish to eat at *exaggerated* night

cause you know i won`t bring no tuna

if thats what you`re cravin

then go ahead and move along

because you know i'm all about that bass,

bout that bass, bout that bass,*wag finger to beat* no tuna

i'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no tuna

i'm all about that bass

I'm bringing *elongated* baaassss baaackk

go head and tell them fishes thhhhaaaat

No, i'm not playing  you might think i'm whaaaacckkk

i'm here to tell you that, *breath*

every inch of bass is perfect from the tail up to the eyes

yeah, my momma she told me don`t worry about its size

she said as long bass then its all alright

you know i wont bring no tuna

if thats what your cravin

than go head and move alloooong

because you know i'm all about that bass,

bout that bass, bout that bass, *wag finger to beat* no tuna\

i'm all about bass bout that bass no tuna

i'm all that bass bass bass bassss

*fade into darkness*

*short pause*

*no music is playing just blackness and voice over*

Madison: EWW *spitting noise* what was that?? *outraged*

Corbin: Its bass ma`am

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